10 things I learnt on my first 20 KM ride.

1. Racing cycles are not meant for Delhi roads.
2. Singing songs like "Samundar mein naha ke, tum aur bhi ..." in your loudest possible voice is fun.
3. Dogs can go faster than bikes (Specially when pissed-off while trying to piss, by a biker singing loudly.)
4. Whistling is different from honking. Use a "ringer", "horn" to alert people. Whistling can be mistaken for something else.
5. Racing cycle's saddle is not meant for sitting. Its just for the looks... (aaaahhhh)
6. Never shout "allah-hu-akbar" in front of a temple.
7. Hand air pump provided along with racing cycles is a useless piece of plastic. I can be better used as a ***** than an air pump.
8. Water bottle fitted into a bike is meant to be filled with water and not coins. Coins can buy water but only if its available.
9. Defence Colony Market is heaven :)
10. Cycling is fun !!!

PS: In case you are wondering over the ***** part, visit this link to see how an Air Pump looks like.